Lady Bane shed a silent tear as she threw the blue rose into Stiletto’s gaping grave.
The unseasonal mist sent cold fingers around the gravestones in the Oxford cemetery and glancing over at his companions ringing the graveside, Jhedron pulled his overcoat collar up against the drizzling rain and walked away to the waiting cars.
Henrik, a nice young man at heart, had been told to up the ante. The order to assassinate Lord Stiletto had come directly from The Rabbit and Henrik was under a great deal of stress and confusion.
He wasn’t a killer, he knew that in his heart, and basically he quite liked Jhedron and Stiletto when he had met them in the now destroyed Sweden and that vanished reality of his planet Earth. He realised that he now owed his life to The Rabbit, but deep inside he knew he wasn’t a murderer.
Lord Stiletto was out driving in the Oxfordshire countryside in his favourite Bugatti. It was an original car from 1939, one he had picked up from the Milan home of Ettore Bugatti himself, just as the second world war was kicking off. He had driven it down to Sicily where he had shipped it over to Malta using his contacts, and there stored it in a cave on the small adjacent island of Gozo.
Now he was racing along the road to Lechlade, wind buffeting his bowler, goggles firmly in place.
Henrik had gone for an indirect method of murder. His choice, spiked metal sheets, nailed into the tarmac surface of the Lechlade road. Almost immediately behind the caltrops he had parked a traction engine, recently stolen from the neighbouring village’s steam fair. He felt a nascent thrill knowing Stiletto’s love of the arcane and ancient.
Stiletto came around the corner in third at eighty five miles per hour and saw the traction engine stationary in his path. Slamming his right foot on the brakes and taking his foot off the gas, powering fuel in to the super turbo charged engine, he skidded sideways down the narrow Cotswold roadway. When he hit the caltrops the tyres exploded on the sharp metal spikes and the beautiful old car began to roll as it left the ground and accelerated towards the waiting engine.
Henrik had been having second thoughts about his murderous course several days before the date with Stiletto and had taken the opportunity to send a message to Jhedron. Stiletto took some persuading to sacrifice his beautiful sports car, but with Haydrift Eaglebeard as a passenger and some nifty hand jive, the two friends were travelling through an alternate dimension as the classic sports car, almost a national treasure, exploded in a ball of fire as it slammed into the huge steel roller that fronted the traction engine artfully placed in the Bugatti’s path.
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